‘What with praying eight hours a day, I didn’t really have the time to train. And there was the eating. Athletes need to take on board a lot of calories.’
Posted: Jun 30th, 2011
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Labour has announced today that former SAS soldier and successful novelist Andy McNab is to replace Ed Miliband as Leader in a desperate bid for the party to have a more recognisable figurehead.
Posted: Jun 16th, 2011
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‘Only 2375 fatalities so far in 2011. A fantastic effort team! #BetterThanItSoundsHonest’ – 11 hours ago
Posted: May 29th, 2011
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After the recent spate of super-injunctions served on the media by wealthy celebrities keen to conceal their indiscretions, their C-list colleagues have found themselves priced out of the market.
Posted: May 21st, 2011
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Tesco is to launch a new home delivery service which will allow customers to experience all the stress of a weekly shop from the comfort of their own home. From compiling an order online to the delivery of your purchases, the supermarket giant will provide a painstaking recreation of the unpleasantness we have all learned to endure, leaving many customers unable to tell they have not actually been to their local store.
Posted: May 6th, 2011
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