NewsBiscuit

The news written by you…

Other stories by OllieP

Tesco delivery service replicates stress of weekly shop from comfort of own home

Tesco is to launch a new home delivery service which will allow customers to experience all the stress of a weekly shop from the comfort of their own home. From compiling an order online to the delivery of your purchases, the supermarket giant will provide a painstaking recreation of the unpleasantness we have all learned to endure, leaving many customers unable to tell they have not actually been to their local store.

Read more >

Posted: May 6th, 2011
More from News In Brief



OllieP

30th anniversary of Brixton riots to be celebrated with full-scale re-enactment

Lambeth Council has announced it will commemorate the 30th anniversary of the terrifying scenes witnessed at the Brixton riots with a full-scale re-enactment.

Read more >

Posted: Apr 12th, 2011
More from News In Brief



OllieP

Man appalled to find ‘assisted conception’ involves other men sleeping with wife

procedure to be rigorously followed night after nightHis wife seemed unfazed and, if anything, a little excited.

Read more >

Posted: Mar 8th, 2011
More from Health



OllieP

Cockney rhyming slang to be third official language at London Olympics

'wiff-waff' apparently rhyming slang for 'another four years as Mayor'‘wiff-waff’ apparently slang for ‘another four years as mayor’.

Read more >

Posted: Feb 28th, 2011
More from Sport



OllieP

Sarkozy admits French language a hoax after Wikileaks exposé

President not even sure what 'Assange' actually meansAfter yesterday’s Wikileaks revelations, Nicolas Sarkozy has today confirmed that the “French language” is indeed a one thousand year old hoax. The president of France revealed that what purported to be his native tongue was in fact complete gibberish, admitting the French really speak English, except in the presence of the British.

Read more >

Posted: Feb 25th, 2011
More from World News