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Isle of Wight coast threatened by huge slick of charity shop tat

slime 'everywhere'It survived the French invasion of 1545 and even the influx of five Polish would-be migrant workers, who were eventually seized and burned at the stake in Freshwater in 2009. Now, however, the pristine coastline of the Isle of Wight is facing its most deadly menace ever after an estimated 500,000 barrels of utterly appalling crap from charity shops leaked from an underground bunker near Portsmouth into the Solent.

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Posted: Jul 21st, 2014
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Hot summer could wipe out Goth population, experts warn

‘They are poorly equipped to deal with high temperatures as they can’t take off their black jeans and duffel coats.’

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Posted: Jul 21st, 2014
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Supper hopes fading for lost Isle of Wight mountaineers

thoughts of tartare sauce 'keeping them going'Three intrepid pensionsers who set off to climb Shanklin Chine have not been sighted in the best part of two hours

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Posted: Jul 6th, 2014
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Wimbledon Ladies’ Prettiness Championship enters tense final stages

men's final on SundayTension is growing among fans of attractive women in short white pleated skirts as the Ladies’ Prettiness Championship entered its final stages at Wimbledon.

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Posted: Jul 3rd, 2014
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Stupid drivers forced to display white flags with red cross

lots and lots of really bad drivers out thereThe stupidest drivers in England will have to identify themselves by displaying distinctive red and white flags on each side of their car. In extreme cases, more than two flags will need to be carried.

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Posted: Jun 12th, 2014
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