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Vicar enjoys uneventful afternoon tea at middle class couple’s home

request for hobnobs fulfilled without questionWhen Terry and June Donaldson’s 13-year-old son Alexander joined the church choir at St Mark’s in the pretty Devon village of Bovey Tracey, the Reverend Brian Watts feared it was only a matter of time before he was invited to tea. In the event, he need not have worried, because the two hours he spent at the Donaldsons’ house last weekend were perfectly enjoyable.

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Posted: Jul 16th, 2015
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Wimbledon Ladies’ Prettiness Championship enters tense final stages

men's final on Sunday Phworr, she should definitely make the semis

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Posted: Jul 7th, 2015
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Jeremy Kyle fails to sort out Henry VIII’s love life

'Grab him by the Hamptons!'TV host Jeremy Kyle has admitted defeat in his bold attempt to distract Tudor monarch Henry VIII from his bid to divorce his middle-aged wife and overthrow the authority of the Papacy. The episode, entitled ‘You Had Sex With My Dead Brother, You Slag, Now God Won’t Give Me Any Sons’, is due to be aired next Wednesday.

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Posted: Jul 1st, 2015
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72 virgins starting to nag and have needs

’60 of his nubile harem now complaining he does not ‘give enough time to the relationship’

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Posted: Jun 17th, 2015
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Wallet error ends budding romance in middle-aged man’s head

feeling lost and emptyRonald Martindale, a 54-year-old chartered surveyor from Newport, Isle of Wight, has conceded defeat in his passive three-month attempt to impress Alice Waters, the pretty 22-year-old assistant at his High Street stationery store. This news emerged after Martindale had got as far as the till with a bottle of Tippex only to find he had left his wallet at home.

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Posted: Jun 10th, 2015
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