Compilers of the Oxford English Dictionary have declared that everyone and everything must be defined as gay from now on. According to editor-in-chief Dr Mark Boyle, a team of linguistic experts from universities up and down Britain had studied every field of modern life and failed to find anything that is not gay.
Posted: Jul 16th, 2011
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Musicians Craig and Charlie Reid were last night charged with aggravated sexual harassment. It is alleged that the Scottish twins had walked 500 miles and then walked 500 more to throw themselves at the feet of Jennifer Davenport, a 28-year-old primary school teacher from Brighton they had become infatuated with.
Posted: Jul 7th, 2011
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‘Drought conditions aren’t an issue since they rarely wash, but they are poorly equipped to deal with high temperatures as they can’t take off their black jeans and duffel coats.’
Posted: Jul 4th, 2011
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The plan came under fire following a failed attempt to mate the Somerset-based Elizabethan manor Montacute House with the ruins of Corfe Castle in Dorset.
Posted: Jul 3rd, 2011
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Tension is growing among fans of attractive women in short white pleated skirts as the Ladies’ Prettiness Championship entered its final stages at Wimbledon.
Posted: Jun 28th, 2011
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