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Tory lady factory commended for quality systems

There was one clear winner at the annual Automation in Industry Awards evening in London’s glittering West End last night, Grosvenor Humanoid Systems (GHS) of Bromsgrove was a unanimous choice for winner of the Quality Control Award for the exceptional batch-to-batch consistency it has achieved in manufacturing Tory Ladies (TM) since it won the contract… [read...]

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Satire to stop writing itself

Satire, an archetype invented by Roman poets, has promised to revert to taking a backseat role with effect from Friday. This will allow satirists to resume control of a vehicle that was threatening to nullify itself by creating real world conditions so ridiculous that it had become increasingly difficult to mock them. [read...]

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Isle of Wight coast threatened by huge slick of charity shop tat

It survived the French invasion of 1545 and even the influx of five Polish would-be migrant workers, who were eventually seized and burned at the stake in Freshwater in 2009. Now, however, the pristine coastline of the Isle of Wight is facing its most deadly menace ever after an estimated 500,000 barrels of utterly appalling crap from charity shops leaked from an underground bunker near Portsmouth into the Solent. [read...]

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