Cool kids ‘were right’ to mock future Olympic loser
Now that Kevin Burgess’s Olympic dream has fizzled out, he has been forced to concede that his schoolmates were quite right to label him a saddo gayer.
Posted: Aug 7th, 2012
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72 virgins starting to nag and have needs
Marwan al-Shehhi, who flew United Airline Flight 175 into Two World Trade Centre on 9/11, has expressed his increasing discontent over the conduct of his 72 virgins in paradise. According to the Abu Dhabi-born terrorist, over 60 of his nubile harem are now complaining that he does not ‘give enough time to the relationship’.
Posted: Jun 22nd, 2012
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Cheryl Cole branded ‘heartless’ after refusing to give terminally ill teen a hand job
‘We emailed her management – we got no answer. We rang the X-Factor office – they just sniggered,’ said the teen’s grieving dad, Brian.
Posted: May 29th, 2012
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‘Fussy’ dung beetles refusing to eat shit any more
‘My mum keeps on how there’s so many different kinds of shit,’ said an Onthophagus gazella in Kenya’s Masai Mara. ‘Lion shit, zebra shit, elephant shit, rhino shit … well I don’t care, it’s all basically shit.
Posted: May 13th, 2012
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‘Imagine a world without free porn’, says blacked-out Wikipedia
The organisers of the online encyclopedia Wikipedia have warned web surfers that proposed legislation in the US may take us ‘back to the dark ages’ when it was necessary to pay to see women’s breasts.
Posted: Jan 18th, 2012
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