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2016 agrees to bugger off

The year 2016 has bowed to overwhelming public demand and consented to terminate itself with immediate effect. Despite being only a little more than half over, 2016 has been universally regarded as the worst year ever and it has apologised unreservedly for its conduct. [read...]


Tory lady factory commended for quality systems

There was one clear winner at the annual Automation in Industry Awards evening in London’s glittering West End last night, Grosvenor Humanoid Systems (GHS) of Bromsgrove was a unanimous choice for winner of the Quality Control Award for the exceptional batch-to-batch consistency it has achieved in manufacturing Tory Ladies (TM) since it won the contract… [read...]


Satire to stop writing itself

Satire, an archetype invented by Roman poets, has promised to revert to taking a backseat role with effect from Friday. This will allow satirists to resume control of a vehicle that was threatening to nullify itself by creating real world conditions so ridiculous that it had become increasingly difficult to mock them. [read...]

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