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Foreign Office; ‘Ecuador can keep Assange as long as they take Galloway as well’

'lickspittle' apparently has a different meaning in SwedishIn a move that has surprised most but pleased many, the British Government has given Ecuador one final option to resolve the current diplomatic crisis. They can keep Julian Assange, but have to take George Galloway as well.

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Posted: Aug 25th, 2014
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‘Guess Who? Religious Edition’ criticised for leaving out Muhammad

eternally damned if you do, eternally damned if you don't‘We have all of the main Gods, sons of Gods, and other religious characters, but we just couldn’t find an up-to-date picture of Muhammad’.

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Posted: Aug 6th, 2014
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Creationist urges police to charge him despite ‘complete lack of evidence’

God told him to do it, or maybe He didn'tA creationist has confused the whole of the judicial system by insisting the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) push forward and charge him with ‘threatening behaviour’ despite a complete lack of evidence.

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Posted: Jan 11th, 2014
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Simon Cowell slams German artist’s robot band

After the news a German artist has created ‘Compressorhead’, the first robot metal band, music mogul Simon Cowell has hit back claiming to have been inventing mechanical bands for years.

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Posted: Apr 15th, 2013
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‘Swapping Points for Prison’ – The prison diary of Chris Huhne

‘I’m beginning to think HMP doesn’t stand for Hotel for Members of Parliament.’

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Posted: Mar 15th, 2013
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