‘We’ll send troops into Iraq with what I call weapons of mass construction – bricks, nails and gaffer tape – to undo the invasion with a Saddam lookalike to run the country. It will be as good as new at best, or as good as Slough at worse.’
Posted: Feb 19th, 2013
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With the number of fox attacks in our town and cities this year rising to one, the government has reversed the ban on fox hunting to allow the use of ‘urban hunts’. Hunting with horses, guns and hounds will still be illegal, however the use of mopeds, baseball bats and rottweilers will be permitted.
Posted: Feb 13th, 2013
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In an act of vandalism that has been described as being ‘as insulting to Geordies as depicting the prophet Mohammed is to Muslims’, Newcastle’s famous Angel of the North has been given a coat.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2013
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Investigators have announced the discovery of the fragments of Chris Huhne’s moral compass under a car park in Southwark.
Posted: Feb 5th, 2013
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In his latest bid to avoid catching tax evaders, or evade catching tax avoiders, nobody is quite sure which, George Osborne has unveiled his latest plans to cut down on ‘soap dodgers’.
Posted: Feb 1st, 2013
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