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Popeye takes weightlifting Gold amid doping claims

sponsored by Old Holborn, Mittal and Pepe jeansJudges became suspicious after the ageing and visibly out-of-condition sailor underwent a remarkable transformation after ingesting a large quantity of what he later claimed was spinach.

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Posted: Aug 1st, 2012
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Latest security breach sees theft of entire Olympic Village

only a minor glitch, games will go ahead as plannedDespite being guarded by a substantial number of highly trained A-level students wearing fluorescent bibs, thieves made off with the 80,000 tonne steel and concrete centre-piece of London’s hopes and dreams sometime between the hours of midnight and 6am.

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Posted: Jul 17th, 2012
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Northern Lights in night sky ‘actually caused by new ring-road’

Huddersfield pensioner Arthur Davies lost no time in contacting local reporters when a mysterious orange glow appeared in the sky behind his house.

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Posted: Feb 21st, 2011
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Berlusconi denies ‘making law’ claims

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has angrily denied rumours that he went into Parliament last month and introduced a proposal which attracted sufficient support from his fellow politicians to become law.

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Posted: Jan 19th, 2011
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Student riots halted by emergency screening of Countdown

A large student demonstration was swiftly quelled yesterday as riot police used massive TV screens to show an emergency edition of Countdown in Central London.

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Posted: Nov 11th, 2010
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