The Grand Old Duke of York reacted with fury last night as it was announced that his fighting force of 10,000 men may be drastically cut back. ‘A cut of 25% could destroy morale – 7,500 men marching around just looks silly,’ he said.
Posted: Oct 20th, 2010
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The Labour Party will not lurch to the left under Ed Miliband’s leadership, insisted the newly elected Leader of the Opposition as he announced a five year plan to increase coal and steel production.
Posted: Sep 26th, 2010
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Apple CEO Steve Jobs walked awkwardly onto the stage with the tell-tale white headphone cord disappearing into his rectum.
Posted: Sep 11th, 2010
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The Prime Minister issued a dramatic apology tonight after a Sky news crew filmed him through a frosted window engaged in what he later called ‘relieving his bowels’.
Posted: Apr 29th, 2010
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Oxford University last night blamed Oliver ‘Fatty’ Perkins for their crushing defeat in the annual boat race, in which they finished some 1¾ miles behind Cambridge.
Posted: Apr 4th, 2010
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