New iPod Shuffle designed to be inserted anally
Apple CEO Steve Jobs walked awkwardly onto the stage with the tell-tale white headphone cord disappearing into his rectum.
Posted: Sep 11th, 2010
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Gordon Brown apologises for going to the toilet
The Prime Minister issued a dramatic apology tonight after a Sky news crew filmed him through a frosted window engaged in what he later called ‘relieving his bowels’.
Posted: Apr 29th, 2010
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Furious Oxford blame ‘Fatty’ Perkins for boat-race humiliation
Oxford University last night blamed Oliver ‘Fatty’ Perkins for their crushing defeat in the annual boat race, in which they finished some 1¾ miles behind Cambridge.
Posted: Apr 4th, 2010
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Moldovan president claims G20 invitation ‘definitely said this week’
‘I came here to discuss global economics. Look – I have notebook, calculator, everything.’
Posted: Apr 10th, 2009
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