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Last non-ironic greeting card withdrawn from sale

The card, reading simply 'Happy Birthday Grandma', has been withdrawn from sale following complaints at its 'bland and inoffensive' nature. Its replacement, reading 'Screw you Grandma - you smell of piss' will be in shops from next week.

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Posted: May 28th, 2013
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Popeye takes weightlifting Gold amid doping claims

sponsored by Old Holborn, Mittal and Pepe jeansJudges became suspicious after the ageing and visibly out-of-condition sailor underwent a remarkable transformation after ingesting a large quantity of what he later claimed was spinach.

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Posted: Aug 1st, 2012
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Latest security breach sees theft of entire Olympic Village

only a minor glitch, games will go ahead as plannedPolice are asking anyone who saw “a very large building, or group of buildings” being moved around East London last night to contact them immediately.

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Posted: Jul 18th, 2012
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Northern Lights in night sky ‘actually caused by new ring-road’

Huddersfield pensioner Arthur Davies lost no time in contacting local reporters when a mysterious orange glow appeared in the sky behind his house.

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Posted: Feb 21st, 2011
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Berlusconi denies ‘making law’ claims

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has angrily denied rumours that he went into Parliament last month and introduced a proposal which attracted sufficient support from his fellow politicians to become law.

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Posted: Jan 19th, 2011
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