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Comrade Miliband denies lurch to the left

beer and sandwiches, anyone?The Labour Party will not lurch to the left under Ed Miliband’s leadership, insisted the newly elected Leader of the Opposition as he announced a five year plan to increase coal and steel production.

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Posted: Sep 26th, 2010
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New iPod Shuffle designed to be inserted anally

And, your music collection will never, ever again be in the wrong order. Guaranteed.Apple CEO Steve Jobs walked awkwardly onto the stage with the tell-tale white headphone cord disappearing into his rectum.

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Posted: Sep 11th, 2010
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Gordon Brown apologises for going to the toilet

The Prime Minister issued a dramatic apology tonight after a Sky news crew filmed him through a frosted window engaged in what he later called ‘relieving his bowels’.

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Posted: Apr 29th, 2010
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Furious Oxford blame ‘Fatty’ Perkins for boat-race humiliation

Oxford University last night blamed Oliver ‘Fatty’ Perkins for their crushing defeat in the annual boat race, in which they finished some 1¾ miles behind Cambridge.

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Posted: Apr 4th, 2010
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Moldovan president claims G20 invitation ‘definitely said this week’

Other leaders nowhere to be seen‘I came here to discuss global economics. Look – I have notebook, calculator, everything.’

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Posted: Apr 10th, 2009
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