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Mo Farah first black man not to be stopped for drugs on a daily basis

‘We’d like to assure the public that he’s now stopped and tested for drugs on a very regular basis. Especially since he started going about with those two massive gold medallions.’

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Posted: Jun 19th, 2015
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New US show ‘Guantanamo Baywatch’ criticised for simulated drowning

Snitchbatch‘They must have really slashed the stunts budget since the original Baywatch.’

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Posted: Apr 9th, 2015
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Twelve amused and four left laughing in satirical attack on IS headquarters

an artist's impression of something which might not have happenedTwelve members of Islamic State have been left seriously amused after a ruthless gang of satirists forced their way into its headquarters and proceeded to ridicule up the place.

Sarcasm, parody and irony are all said to have been used in what many are seeing as a broader attack on everyone’s freedom to stone homosexuals or cut babies in half.

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Posted: Jan 7th, 2015
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Wonga definitely not planning to shore-up business with loan from itself

Wonga has said that it wouldn’t touch itself with a fucking barge pole, despite recently announcing that its profits have plummeted by more than half.

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Posted: Oct 2nd, 2014
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Man mistakes chasing his children up the stairs shouting ‘Raarrr!!!’ for parenting

'dads get tired too' The nightly routine has finally driven his wife to breaking point.

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Posted: Sep 6th, 2014
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