In his first interview since his recent regeneration, Dr Who has complained of encountering incipient ageism. ‘Last week I tried to warn the UN Security Council that a comet that was about to hit the Earth, but they just told me ‘That’s interesting son, run along now and leave saving the planet to the grown-ups.’
Posted: Mar 14th, 2010
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Cash strapped NASA has announced that it is in talks with a number of budget airlines to launch its astronauts to the International Space Station when the Space Shuttle is retired later this year.
Posted: Mar 12th, 2010
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From 2012 it will no longer be permissible to refer to anything as being ‘the best thing since sliced bread’, with a consultation process due to take place over the coming year to determine a new standard of greatness.
Posted: Mar 8th, 2010
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Isle of Wight resident Vickie Jones is suing a Ventnor cocktail bar claiming that the bar’s drinks failed to live up to the promise of their names.
‘I ordered Sex On the Beach and a Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall, followed by a Screaming Orgasm. All I got was a disappointing knee trembler up against a skip behind Asda,’ complained a very frustrated and emotional Mrs Jones while ordering a Red Headed Slut schnapps with a Cheeky Vimto cocktail.
Posted: Dec 28th, 2009
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London Mayor Boris Johnson has today announced that the UN’s World Heritage Status is to be conferred on the last remaining sex shops and strip clubs in London’s Soho.
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009
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