Narcissist marries self in civil partnership ceremony
‘I would spend hours talking to myself and found I had so much in common with me.’
Posted: Nov 28th, 2012
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Paul McCartney booked to play The Apocalypse
Fans of music and doomsday prophecies were celebrating last night after God confirmed that he had booked the former Beatle Sir Paul McCartney to be the closing act at the end of mankind.
Posted: Jun 7th, 2012
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Empire switches mobile contract to O2 amid Jedi bias allegations
Darth Vader the Dark Lord of the Sith today confirmed that the Imperial Empire have decided to switch their mobile operator from Vodafone to O2 after the company showed allegiance to the Jedi with a series of marketing campaigns and a special Jedi Tariff that includes 500 Cross Galaxy minutes.
Posted: May 12th, 2012
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Man wakes to find new Tesco in right ear
‘Obviously popping down the shops is a lot easier than it used to be’
Posted: Apr 27th, 2012
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John Galliano launches new range of insults
‘John could have simply expanded into other ethnic groups beyond his stylistic restaurant anti-semitism, but only a world-class xenophobe could reinvent himself in this way.
Posted: Jun 23rd, 2011
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