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Childhood friends locked in custody battle over old memory

kudos of having once pissed on a policeman increases with ageBrian Nayar and Mark Bridle, once the greatest of friends have now become the fiercest of enemies after a series of disagreements over a shared memory from their formative teenage years in which one of them apparently urinated out of an upstairs window onto the head of a police officer below. After failing to come to an agreement over which one of them was the urinator and which one was talking to the policeman at the time they both feel they have reached an impasse where only astute legal minds can make the decision for them.

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Posted: Dec 8th, 2009
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Narcissist marries self in civil partnership ceremony

did the decent thing - he couldn't keep his hands off himself‘I would spend hours talking to myself and found I had so much in common with me.’

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Posted: Nov 26th, 2009
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£50 revamp for Monopoly game train stations

Comes with 'Get out of the toilets alive' cardUnder pressure from commuter groups, toy maker Hasbro today unveiled plans to upgrade the four stations that appear on its best-selling board game Monopoly.

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Posted: Nov 20th, 2009
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Man regrets keeping enemies closer than friends

'but it's what my grandmother would have wanted'Dave Ansell, a finance worker from Leeds spoke today of his disappointment that advice from his grandmother which he has adhered to for the last 20 years to keep friends close but enemies closer has only served to bring him misery and suffering.

Dave first made the decision when he was at school and decided to befriend the local bully ‘Big Johnny Carter’ who was surprised when the kid he had been beating up and stealing lunch money from asked him if he fancied a game of football and invited him round to dinner. Eventually they became good friends despite Johnny constantly stealing from his house, making sexual remarks about his mother and giving his dad a broken nose. Five years later he took the rap for an assault Johnny had committed and found himself locked up for six months in a young offender’s institution only to be released to find Johnny engaged to Dave’s childhood sweetheart.

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Posted: Nov 20th, 2009
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