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Anger at Brian the Snail second home claims

Residents of The Magic Roundabout were said to be ‘up in arms’ last night over claims that Brian the Snail has been claiming expenses for a second home. It appears that as well as his one bedroom attached house Mr Snail also has a six bedroom tortoise shell in a desirable location close to Chigley for which he has been claiming the second home allowance.

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Posted: May 25th, 2009
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Centrica to build new offices out of £50 notes

Company thought it best to use whatever they had lying around.

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Posted: Aug 1st, 2008
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NASA to sue Snappy Snaps over blurry Mars photos

‘Half of the photos had little oval stickers on them making out it’s our fault.’

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Posted: Jun 3rd, 2008
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