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Alternative therapist sacks Red Indian spirit guide for being useless

turned out to be just a bit kitsch, really ‘Obviously, I was delighted to know I had a genuine Native American guiding my soul through this life, but to be honest, he did look a bit twee and kitsch’

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Posted: Apr 23rd, 2014
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Scholars reassess Hamlet following one-star Amazon review

to buy or not to buy‘To be or not to be? Couldnt give a flying one, mate!’

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Posted: Mar 17th, 2014
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Aged singer-songwriter finally admits: ‘Horse with No Name’ was actually called ‘Derek’

‘I tried singing, ‘I’ve been through the desert on a horse called Keith’ but I ran out of rhymes.

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Posted: Feb 4th, 2014
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Live Peppa Pig ‘lacked nuanced characterisation of animated TV original’, claims Sam, 3

and where was the car with no seatbelts?A live appearance by Peppa Pig at Maidstone Arndale Centre was greeted with scepticism and mild hostility by the pre-school children in attendance, after she allegedly ‘failed to fully realise an authentic voice’ for the leading even-toed ungulate.

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Posted: Oct 17th, 2013
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