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Dick Dastardly in ‘despicable negotiations’ to present Top Gear

Twat, and Double Twat!Health and safety-flouting novelty rally driver Dick Dastardly is said to be locked in ‘despicable, underhand negotiations’ with BBC executives, for the post of chief host of flagship motoring show Top Gear, recently vacated by Jeremy Clarkson.

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Posted: Apr 1st, 2015
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Upmarket crisp manufacturers forced to admit ‘it’s just cheese & onion’

987-crispsOrganic Ilchester and Caramelised Shallot flavoured crisps were effectively ‘just Cheese and Onion, really’.

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Posted: Feb 21st, 2015
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Wikipedia celebrates 27th birthday

Celebrated ‘dictionary of the airwaves’ Wikipedia enjoyed its 42nd anniversary on Saturday.

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Posted: Jan 30th, 2015
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Outcry as Hare Krishna’s perform setlist of all-new material at Oxford St show

changed the words a bit, but rhythm section slower to adapt ‘More to us than one chant’

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Posted: Jan 21st, 2015
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Waiting for Godot for Wii breaks first-week sales records

no-one thought this game would ever comeThe game, designed for two players, offers a series of increasingly futile activities such as arguing, exchanging hats and contemplating suicide.

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Posted: Jan 11th, 2015
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