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Latest Dan Brown novel published in ‘straight to car boot sale’ format

'Inferno' just an anagram for 'NO!'The news that publishers have begun to bypass regular outlets has been greeted with fury by traditional booksellers around the country.

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Posted: May 7th, 2014
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BBC stands by Clarkson after he admits: ‘I shot JFK’

was he working alone, or did he get help from a hamster?BBC directors are said to be ‘a bit miffed’ by news that Jeremy Clarkson has admitted to assassinating former US President John F Kennedy.

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Posted: May 2nd, 2014
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New Pope’s humility ‘getting on everyone’s tits’ admit cardinals

Pope Benedict knew a thing or two about 'performing' The absence of bloated pomp and crazed hubris is allegedly ‘wearing bloody thin’ at the Vatican

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Posted: Apr 27th, 2014
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Alternative therapist sacks Red Indian spirit guide for being useless

turned out to be just a bit kitsch, really ‘Obviously, I was delighted to know I had a genuine Native American guiding my soul through this life, but to be honest, he did look a bit twee and kitsch’

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Posted: Apr 23rd, 2014
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Scholars reassess Hamlet following one-star Amazon review

to buy or not to buy‘To be or not to be? Couldnt give a flying one, mate!’

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Posted: Mar 17th, 2014
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