In a blow to the fight against visible signs of ageing, researchers at Laboratoire Garnier announced a series of one day strikes. The news comes after talks between the Government and the slightly vacant looking boffins broke down for a fourth time this morning. [read...]
After months of wrangling between life-long villagers and affluent newcomers, a High Court judge has ruled that the name of the tiny Dorset village of Schroatham should correctly be pronounced ‘scrotum’.
The dispute around the name of the village had originated following an influx of newcomers to the area attracted by newly built executive homes and high-speed rail links. [read...]
The Government today swung into action over growing complaints about plummeting standards in crap Friday night TV. [read...]
Starting with 12,000 troops leaving the Jams, Spreads, Preserves and Marmalades aisle [read...]