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New Pope’s humility ‘getting on everyone’s tits’ admit cardinals

Pope Benedict knew a thing or two about 'performing' The absence of bloated pomp and crazed hubris is allegedly ‘wearing bloody thin’ at the Vatican

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Posted: Apr 27th, 2014
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Alternative therapist sacks Red Indian spirit guide for being useless

turned out to be just a bit kitsch, really ‘Obviously, I was delighted to know I had a genuine Native American guiding my soul through this life, but to be honest, he did look a bit twee and kitsch’

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Posted: Apr 23rd, 2014
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Scholars reassess Hamlet following one-star Amazon review

to buy or not to buy‘To be or not to be? Couldnt give a flying one, mate!’

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Posted: Mar 17th, 2014
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Aged singer-songwriter finally admits: ‘Horse with No Name’ was actually called ‘Derek’

‘I tried singing, ‘I’ve been through the desert on a horse called Keith’ but I ran out of rhymes.

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Posted: Feb 4th, 2014
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Market research company slammed for poorly executed ‘green eggs & ham’ focus group

sounds disgustingA market research interview to ascertain attitudes to the deli-counter staple ‘green eggs and ham’ was today condemned by its sole participant.

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Posted: Oct 14th, 2013
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