NewsBiscuit

The news written by you…

Other stories by Skylarking

Pagans and Druids issue apology to Stonehenge labourers

Britain’s Pagan and Neo-Druidic communities have issued a joint statement finally apologising for the ‘unspeakable suffering and inconvenience’ caused by the building of Stonehenge in the second and third centuries BC.

Read more >

Posted: Sep 14th, 2013
More from Faith



Skylarking

Egyptian rioters demand UK style by-elections for pointless protest vote

No MorsiDemonstrators in Tahrir Square have issued an ultimatum to the governing Muslim Brotherhood Party: ‘Give the people of Egypt a mid-term by election or maybe some boring council elections, otherwise we will unseat your government.’

One year on from General Elections, they say that the people of Egypt have taken to the streets because they are desperate to ‘let off steam by voting for some stupid unelectable berk or other’.

Read more >

Posted: Jul 3rd, 2013
More from World News



Skylarking

Pointless Media Studies degree courses facing closure, warn under-achieving academics

silly hat industry also under threatScores of rubbish Media Studies degrees around the country are facing closure, according to the lecturers’ union NOPULU (Not Proper University Lecturers’ Union). The warning follows new figures from UCAS, which show the lucrative ‘crap sector’ of higher education in sharp decline following the rise in tuition fees.

Read more >

Posted: May 8th, 2013
More from Education



Skylarking

BBC agrees to play short clip of controversial Thatcher ‘funeral’

hasn't been such a big row since Frankie said 'Relax'The BBC has defended its decision to broadcast a short excerpt from the controversial ‘funeral’ gathering planned to mark support for the ideology of Baroness Thatcher, who died this week apparently.

Read more >

Posted: Apr 13th, 2013
More from Politics



Skylarking

BBC to mark 90 years of Damon Albarn dabbling in tiresome solo projects

‘Pylovarz’ chronicles the life of George IV’s pedicurist Campbell McDougall. It originally included a chorus of Tibetan monks chanting in time with a de-tuned Pianola.

Read more >

Posted: Nov 15th, 2012
More from News In Brief