Anti-capitalist protestors are in disarray after being told they face a lengthy and crushingly boring visit from columnist and self-styled eco-warrior George Monbiot if they don’t withdraw from their encampment in St Paul’s Square.
Posted: Oct 28th, 2011
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Members of the ‘Confederation of Dictators, Tyrants, Autocrats and Unelected Heads of State’ have been vigorously defending the latest round of bonuses that they have awarded themselves over the past twelve months – a year which has seen the public standing of brutal autocrats drop to its lowest level in over half a century.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2011
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The Government today swung into action over growing complaints about plummeting standards in crap Friday night TV.
Posted: Feb 26th, 2011
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Reports from monitoring stations have confirmed that the United States has restarted underground testing of the word ‘nuke-ulor’. The reports have been greeted with dismay by the international community. UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon describing the move as ‘an act of harassment, but without the emphasis on the second syllable of harassment’. Monitoring stations have been [...]
Posted: Feb 24th, 2011
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Movie moguls and critics are said to be ‘spitting feathers’ after controversial director Todd Bertolino declared his last film had been ‘a tad long’, and that a new ‘director’s cut’ would be nearly an hour shorter. ‘Repeat Prescription’ was first released in 2007 and features Jim Carrey as a city financier developing Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. [...]
Posted: Feb 23rd, 2011
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