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BBC stands by Clarkson after he admits: ‘I shot JFK’

was he working alone, or did he get help from a hamster?BBC directors are said to be ‘a bit miffed’ by news that Jeremy Clarkson has admitted to assassinating former US President John F Kennedy.

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Posted: May 2nd, 2014
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New Pope’s humility ‘getting on everyone’s tits’ admit cardinals

Pope Benedict knew a thing or two about 'performing' The absence of bloated pomp and crazed hubris is allegedly ‘wearing bloody thin’ at the Vatican

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Posted: Apr 27th, 2014
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Alternative therapist sacks Red Indian spirit guide for being useless

turned out to be just a bit kitsch, really ‘Obviously, I was delighted to know I had a genuine Native American guiding my soul through this life, but to be honest, he did look a bit twee and kitsch’

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Posted: Apr 23rd, 2014
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Market research company slammed for poorly executed ‘green eggs & ham’ focus group

sounds disgustingA market research interview to ascertain attitudes to the deli-counter staple ‘green eggs and ham’ was today condemned by its sole participant.

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Posted: Oct 14th, 2013
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Miley Cyrus/SpongeBob Squarepants feud escalates

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The war of words between pop singer Miley Cyrus and paraphyletic phylum-descended entertainer SpongeBob Squarepants has intensified in the last 24 hours.

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Posted: Oct 8th, 2013
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