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Saville Enquiry: police arrest ‘Blockbuster’ in glam-heavy dawn raid

The 70 year old figurehead has long been the target of press speculation, with rumours circulating widely about his fondness for approaching teenage girls with long black hair ‘from behind’ and stealing other people’s women from under their noses.

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Posted: Nov 1st, 2012
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‘Let me commit career suicide with dignity,’ pleads Frankie Boyle

Infamous taboo-busting comedian Frankie Boyle issued a distraught plea to the media yesterday asking to be allowed to finally kill off his TV career. Boyle has requested that the law be changed to allow him to commit professional suicide assisted by a live late night panel show or other similar bad-taste comedy vehicle. For the [...]

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Posted: Sep 11th, 2012
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‘Mockney bloodbath’ promised for Olympic closing ceremony

‘My little spectacular is going to be the ‘dog’s trustfunds’, if you know what I’m saying.’ quipped Ritchie, addressing the media. ‘And, yes, there will be broken noses and witty fuckin’ ripostes to your dumb arsed questions.’

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Posted: Aug 10th, 2012
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Taxi ‘only 5-10 minutes away’, minicab firm tells Antarctic explorers

Renowned explorers Dean and Jonny Monkton have roundly condemned the minicab company A-Z Cars for a ‘downright inconvenient’ delay in picking them up from their Antarctic encampment.

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Posted: Jul 10th, 2012
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Fury after CBBC refuses to screen ScientologyGerbil

nothing to do with him being bigger than Tom CruiseThe BBC is embroiled in a major legal action after declining to run the children’s animation show ScientologyGerbil.

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Posted: Jun 19th, 2012
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