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Pete Doherty awarded home hearing after completing court loyalty card

It was confirmed yesterday that having collected enough stamps on his court appearance loyalty card, rock singer Pete Doherty has been awarded a home magistrates visit for his next summons.

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Posted: Mar 18th, 2010
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Seaside town to end 74 year Royal grudge

Sussex holiday resort Bognor Regis, famously insulted by George V on his deathbed with his ‘Bugger Bognor’ comment, has finally decided to forgive the Royal Family after 74 years of seething.

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Posted: Mar 11th, 2010
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Woman gutted as Gok Wan fails to make her look good naked

A 42 year old woman had her dreams of appearing on the show dashed after the fashion guru called a halt after just three days of filming, admitting that there was nothing more he could do for her and urging her to put her clothes back on.

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Posted: Mar 8th, 2010
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Candleford residents outraged at plans for Tesco superstore at Lark Rise

but verily, they do have some truly astonishing offersFollowing a mounting campaign by indignant viewers and residents, the BBC have ‘strenuously denied’ that they were allowing big business to compromise the artistic integrity of their programming after a character in their popular Sunday evening Victorian costume drama ‘Lark Rise to Candleford’ was heard to say that he ‘wished he could just pop up to Tesco’s for some fags, like normal folk do’.

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Posted: Mar 8th, 2010
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David Furnish to take part in celebrity edition of Mr & Mrs.

World renowned for his work as a film director and producer, Furnish, 47, will appear with his little-known partner, Elton John.

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Posted: Mar 5th, 2010
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