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Controversial scenes as Bad Boy Beethoven is booted off X-Factor

There were astonishing scenes last night as Ludwig Van Beethoven, arguably the most talented X-Factor contestant since Darius Danesh, was voted off the show after losing out in a controversial sing off between the mercurial maestro and bubbly blonde, Cyndi Cooper.

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Posted: Nov 12th, 2011
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Too many health warnings may be bad for you say experts

Healthier not to.Doctors have warned that an extended exposure to health warnings may be detrimental to your health and are calling for a ceiling on the number of medical scare stories to a maximum of 5 per week.

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Posted: Oct 20th, 2011
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David Bowie’s ‘Laughing Gnome’ dies after a short illness

The King of Rockery’n’Roll, Gnorman the Gnome, famed for his seventies hit single ‘The Laughing Gnome’ with David Bowie has died after a short illness. He was 2 foot 6.

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Posted: Oct 8th, 2011
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Flash adds to essential home cleaner range with Flash En-Suite & Flash Bannister

every corner of your home now coveredFlash, the household cleaning brand, has added to their popular range that includes Flash Kitchen and Flash Bathroom with an assortment of products specifically aimed at areas of the home that don’t currently have the benefit of a dedicated cleaner, such as the attic or the utility room.

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Posted: Sep 13th, 2011
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Post Office’s new broadband service guarantees next day delivery of emails

customers advised not to email any obviously money-shaped financial details‘We can categorically promise that even if your email is sent after 5:30pm, we guarantee its delivery the following day, if not first thing in the morning, certainly by lunchtime.’

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Posted: Aug 26th, 2011
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