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America stood shoulder to shoulder with us over terrorism, says Gerry Adams

Gerry Adams has been criticised for getting his historical facts wrong in a speech during his American tour, in which he alluded to the war.

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Posted: Nov 8th, 2010
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Record pumpkin sales herald the end of the recession, says Osborne

A surge in pumpkin sales, up 4000 per cent on the previous month, could herald the beginning of the end of the recession and the dawn of a new age, according to chancellor George Osborne.

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Posted: Nov 1st, 2010
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Bookmakers face heavy losses after Ed Miliband speech gets standing ovation

Britain’s bookmakers have been taken by surprise after the new Labour leader unexpectedly received a standing ovation for his maiden speech at the Labour Conference in Manchester.

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Posted: Sep 29th, 2010
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Bin Laden may soon rival Hitler as internet forum base-standard unit of badness

According to new research, Osama bin Laden overtook Genghis Khan at the start of the year and has now gone sailing past Stalin to cement himself as the second choice for comparing badness in online discussions. Some experts say he may even surpass Hitler.

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Posted: Sep 27th, 2010
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Provisional RSPCA backs Greys in squirrel wars

The Provisional RSPCA has accepted responsibility for its latest act in a long running suburban terror campaign

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Posted: Aug 29th, 2010
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