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Bookmakers face heavy losses after Ed Miliband speech gets standing ovation

Britain’s bookmakers have been taken by surprise after the new Labour leader unexpectedly received a standing ovation for his maiden speech at the Labour Conference in Manchester.

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Posted: Sep 29th, 2010
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Bin Laden may soon rival Hitler as internet forum base-standard unit of badness

According to new research, Osama bin Laden overtook Genghis Khan at the start of the year and has now gone sailing past Stalin to cement himself as the second choice for comparing badness in online discussions. Some experts say he may even surpass Hitler.

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Posted: Sep 27th, 2010
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Provisional RSPCA backs Greys in squirrel wars

The Provisional RSPCA has accepted responsibility for its latest act in a long running suburban terror campaign

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Posted: Aug 29th, 2010
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Pulling string out of own arse is worst part of yo-yo dieting

A poll of yo-yo dieters has reached an unexpected conclusion that took pollsters completely by surprise. A thousand weight watchers were asked ‘What’s the worst thing about yo-yo dieting?’

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Posted: Aug 27th, 2010
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Reliance on solar power could lead to wars over sunlight, warns expert

As Britain and other industrialised nations become increasingly hooked on solar energy, our reliance on the sun could see the country sucked into unwinnable wars, and sleepwalking into the dark ages, claimed controversial author Tony Harrington at the launch of his new book, ‘The Nights are Drawing In’.

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Posted: Aug 19th, 2010
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