Offenders are to be offered an alternative to incarceration. Instead they can be sentenced to a shitty unrewarding job, with a bullying boss who takes out his self loathing on underlings, for a salary that just about covers their outgoings.
Posted: Aug 16th, 2010
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‘Well meaning but ill thought out officiousness should now be described as ‘political correctness suffering from a mental health issue that affects one in three people’.
Posted: Aug 13th, 2010
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Hollywood producers confirmed today that the hotly-anticipated sequel to Mel Gibson’s box-office smash ‘What Women Want’ will hit cinemas in December in time for the Christmas heavy-drinking and domestic violence season. The film – subtitled ‘What Women Want? I’ll Tell You What They F***ing Deserve’ – is said to showcase all Gibson’s talents and has been described by critics as ‘an absolute belter’.
Posted: Aug 7th, 2010
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‘Our next target is to cure cancer with a series of awareness-raising magazines that engage the youth of the borough.’
Posted: Aug 6th, 2010
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Prime Minister David Cameron led condemnation of tributes to ‘a dangerous self-pitying sociopath with a persecution complex,’ found on the Facebook fan page ‘Gorden Brown u Ledgend’.
Posted: Jul 19th, 2010
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