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Turkeys narrowly reject anti-Christmas motion

would vote again in ten years' time, but....The Turkeys of England have narrowly rejected a motion that promised to replace old-fashioned Christmas carnage with a bright, death-free 21st century future, due to strong opposition from traditional wings of the shed.

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Posted: Nov 23rd, 2012
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Stereotypical Western view of Muslim protest sparks stereotypical Muslim protest

Muslims across the Middle East were in uproar yesterday after a BBC documentary revealed 90% of the UK population ‘strongly agree’ with the statement ‘Muslims are coming across as a bit flag-burny and tetchy these days’.

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Posted: Sep 22nd, 2012
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GCSEs to be replaced with GOVEs

‘It is entirely coincidental that the proposed test rhymes with ‘cove’,’ declared the Secretary of State.

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Posted: Sep 18th, 2012
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Lego launches new Coalition Cabinet minifigures range

The new Lego characters include ‘Culture Secretary Dude’, sporting a large Sky satellite dish on his head feeding directly into an earpiece.

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Posted: Aug 8th, 2012
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E. Coli rebrands itself ‘Eco. Li’

E.Coli, a leading bacterium in the food poisoning industry, has confirmed it is renaming all 400 trillion of itself as ‘Eco. Li’ with immediate effect in a bid to improve its image and promote its environmentally friendly corporate outlook.

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Posted: Aug 1st, 2012
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