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GCSEs to be replaced with GOVEs

‘It is entirely coincidental that the proposed test rhymes with ‘cove’,’ declared the Secretary of State.

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Posted: Sep 18th, 2012
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Lego launches new Coalition Cabinet minifigures range

The new Lego characters include ‘Culture Secretary Dude’, sporting a large Sky satellite dish on his head feeding directly into an earpiece.

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Posted: Aug 8th, 2012
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E. Coli rebrands itself ‘Eco. Li’

E.Coli, a leading bacterium in the food poisoning industry, has confirmed it is renaming all 400 trillion of itself as ‘Eco. Li’ with immediate effect in a bid to improve its image and promote its environmentally friendly corporate outlook.

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Posted: Aug 1st, 2012
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Earth landing ‘totally faked’, claim Martian conspiracy theorists

no way homeScientists on Mars faced fresh allegations last night that video footage of the famous 1985 Earth landing was, in fact, filmed entirely in a studio somewhere near Canal 67.

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Posted: Jul 15th, 2012
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Olympic security guards fail ‘trainers are OK’ test

‘It’s hard to get your head round these new rules allowing punters to wear trainers,’ said Darren Bull, a freelance bouncer.

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Posted: Jul 13th, 2012
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