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British School Disco craze sweeps Beverly Hills

High schools across Beverly Hills are ditching traditional prom nights in their tens as the ‘British Secondary School Leavers’ Disco’ craze sweeps the neighbourhood, it was reported yesterday.

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Posted: Jul 21st, 2012
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Earth landing ‘totally faked’, claim Martian conspiracy theorists

no way homeScientists on Mars faced fresh allegations last night that video footage of the famous 1985 Earth landing was, in fact, filmed entirely in a studio somewhere near Canal 67.

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Posted: Jul 15th, 2012
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Olympic security guards fail ‘trainers are OK’ test

‘It’s hard to get your head round these new rules allowing punters to wear trainers,’ said Darren Bull, a freelance bouncer.

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Posted: Jul 13th, 2012
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Scientists hail first sighting of elusive bankers’ morals

physicists allowing themselves an extra scotch egg for lunch, as a bonus‘We knew one banker, somewhere, must have had a pang of guilt at least once,’ declared an exhausted and delighted spokesman.

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Posted: Jul 4th, 2012
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Emergency picnic hampers ‘really could save lives’ claim French traffic police

could be stuck by the roadside for hours and hoursThe Ministry of Transport in Paris confirmed yesterday that anyone driving in France must carry an ‘emergency hamper’, designed to ‘minimise risk of hunger in event of mechanical failure at lunch time, more than 2.4 kilometres from a brasserie’.

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Posted: Jun 24th, 2012
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