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Concerns that Blair’s first Catholic confession ‘could be a biggie’


‘This guy is going to have a bit of a back-log to work through.’

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Posted: Jun 16th, 2013
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Homosexual turns straight after ‘good talking to’ from father

‘No-one likes a poof, son. Snap out of it.’

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Posted: May 24th, 2013
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Queen sells cup final ticket on eBay

Reports have emerged that Queen Elizabeth II has sold her ticket to this year’s FA cup final on eBay.

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Posted: May 11th, 2013
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Religious revival sparked by Virgin birth shark

A bonnet head shark at an aquarium in Nebraska has had a virgin birth sending shock waves round the world, and prompting a massive Christian revival across much of the United States.

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Posted: May 9th, 2013
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Cashpoints now asking if you can really afford it

Customers of the leading high street banks have reported that automated telling machines are becoming increasingly stingy and obstructive. Since the credit crunch started to bite earlier in the year, a number of cashpoints have started to give vague excuses about not having the right change on them, displaying messages suggesting that you might be asking for too much or just showing half an inch of the notes requested, but then refusing to actually let go of the cash.

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Posted: May 5th, 2013
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