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Paperclip from Word quits Microsoft for Apple

Steve and Clippy get talking‘Clippy is a professional, and his knowledge of laying out letters and punctuation tips is second to none.’

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Posted: Mar 5th, 2010
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Charity declares ‘A breadmaker is for life, not just for Christmas’

number of unwanted breadmakers traditionally hits crisis level a few weeks after Christmas

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Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010
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Man realizes his Christmas gifts reveal the utter contempt in which he is held

James was initially quite touched when he unwrapped the self-help guides

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Posted: Dec 27th, 2009
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Pensioners offered chance to hibernate

‘Winter is a very difficult time for old people,’

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Posted: Dec 2nd, 2009
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Sports cars to display drivers’ penis size

Jeremy Clarkson downgrading to a 1.3 Renault

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Posted: Nov 25th, 2009
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