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Aircraft to carry guilt-laden environmental warnings

With increasing evidence that aviation is a significant contributor to global warming the government today announced that all commercial aircraft entering or leaving UK airspace will be required to carry warnings about the damage that their carbon emissions are doing to the environment.

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Posted: Aug 20th, 2014
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Aromatherapists ‘winning the war’ on limb replacement treatment

Aromatherapist claimed that a ‘woman in Japan’ had re-attached the arm of a man by using a ‘jasmine and lavender infusion’.

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Posted: Jul 13th, 2014
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Belgium dead; lay undiscovered for two weeks

The discovery was made when Germany called round one afternoon.

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Posted: Jun 9th, 2014
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Middle England football team launched

Team will represent the silent majority let down by political correctness

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Posted: Jun 8th, 2014
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Cashpoints now asking if you can really afford it

Automated telling machines are becoming increasingly stingy and are refusing to actually let go of the cash.

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Posted: Jan 27th, 2014
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