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Aromatherapists ‘winning the war’ on limb replacement treatment

Aromatherapist claimed that a ‘woman in Japan’ had re-attached the arm of a man by using a ‘jasmine and lavender infusion’.

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Posted: Jul 13th, 2014
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Belgium dead; lay undiscovered for two weeks

The discovery was made when Germany called round one afternoon.

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Posted: Jun 9th, 2014
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Middle England football team launched

Team will represent the silent majority let down by political correctness

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Posted: Jun 8th, 2014
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Sexual tension between co-workers turns out to be ‘completely one-sided’

Peter ‘completely misread the signals’ between himself and work colleague Shirley

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Posted: Aug 23rd, 2009
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Lorry completes overtaking manoeuvre after 17 years

lorryA lorry driver from the West Midlands was celebrating today after finally succeeding in overtaking another lorry. Tom Shepheard, 47, began the manoeuvre shortly after his 30th birthday while travelling 0.02mph faster than the vehicle ahead.

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Posted: Apr 22nd, 2009
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