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Cashpoints now asking if you can really afford it

Automated telling machines are becoming increasingly stingy and are refusing to actually let go of the cash.

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Posted: Jan 27th, 2014
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External testicles proves ‘unintelligent design’

Jones and Gascoigne‘And what great master plan had hair falling out of your head, but starting to grow hair out of your ears at the same time?’

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Posted: Jan 13th, 2014
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Turin shroud dyed pink in washing machine bungle

‘Mistake was noticed half way through the economy spin cycle.’

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Posted: Jan 6th, 2014
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Pensioners offered chance to hibernate

Sales of HobNobs expected to plummet.

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Posted: Dec 18th, 2013
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Sexual tension between co-workers turns out to be ‘completely one-sided’

Peter ‘completely misread the signals’ between himself and work colleague Shirley

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Posted: Aug 23rd, 2009
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