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London to outsource 2012 Olympics to China

A ground-breaking agreement has been reached for the 2012 Olympics to be outsourced to China. The arrangement is being hailed as a win-win situation, which will capitalize on China’s success in 2008 and relieve the UK of an unwanted financial commitment at a difficult economic time. Negotiations are in progress over the split of jobs between London and Beijing, but almost broke down when Gordon Brown insisted that China should take Boris Johnson as part of the deal.

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Posted: Apr 7th, 2009
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Novelty of hearing neighbours having sex quickly wearing off

They were at it all nightIt was once a source of amusement, surprise and even titillation, but now Coventry analyst Ben Jarman is finding the sexual antics of his new neighbours ‘tiring’ and ‘a bloody nuisance’.

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Posted: Mar 6th, 2009
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Russian pullout from Georgia ‘followed criticism on Facebook’

when one of them commented ‘stupid rusian jerks!!!! get the hell outta georgeia!!!’ We knew we had little choice.’

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Posted: Aug 28th, 2008
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Food retailers slammed for poor quality mud on organic carrots

Doubts about its provenance

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Posted: Aug 21st, 2008
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Royal health fears as Prince Philip goes month without gaffe

Queen’s husband suffering from an unknown illness which is rendering him ‘almost pleasant’.

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Posted: Aug 7th, 2008
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