Britain has announced that it was having to leave the EU to look after a sick relative who was due to have a lobotomy on Friday. Theresa May said that the decision to look after the US was forced on it as no one else will and the system will not work after Obamacare goes. [read...]
After several weeks of NATO-led fighting in Libya, Colonel Gaddafi finally stood down today after being buttonholed on a walkabout by Rochdale pensioner Gillian Duffy. [read...]
BA passengers stuck in far flung destinations such as Thailand, Australia and Iraq have praised the work of human trafficking gangs in getting them safely back to Britain.
‘Not only did they get me home on time,’ said Tracy Cox from Canvey Island, [read...]
Campaigners welcomed the news that Chris Hollins, the final minor celebrity held by the BBC and forced to dance for the public’s entertainment, had finally been released. [read...]
The world of Major League Baseball was in shock yesterday after the Taliban was unceremoniously kicked out of the World Series. Organisers made the decision following several instances of unprovoked violence against opposing teams. [read...]