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Apple unveil iNvisible iBook

Jobs stunned reporters by apparently holding nothing but air in his hands

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Posted: Jan 18th, 2010
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Campaigners celebrate as last ‘Strictly’ contestant is finally freed

Campaigners welcomed the news that Chris Hollins, the final minor celebrity held by the BBC and forced to dance for the public’s entertainment, had finally been released.

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Posted: Dec 21st, 2009
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Infant carol singers booed for ‘being rubbish’

‘These kids were shit at singing and we felt compelled to tell them so.’

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Posted: Dec 11th, 2009
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RyanAir to charge for ‘emotional baggage’

‘Ryan Air will have a strict rule of ‘one simple divorce case per passenger.’

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Posted: Sep 15th, 2009
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Taliban Baseball team expelled from World Series for ‘ungentlemanly conduct’

The world of Major League Baseball was in shock yesterday after the Taliban was unceremoniously kicked out of the World Series. Organisers made the decision following several instances of unprovoked violence against opposing teams.

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Posted: Aug 6th, 2009
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