Business Secretary Vince Cable has apologised after leaving bags full of shredded Liberal Democrat principles in the bin, where any passing Tory would have been able to completely ignore them.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2011
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Senior looters have returned early from their summer riots to apologise to local communities across England for unleashing a wave of visits by annoying, insincere politicians.
Labour leader Ed Miliband is said to be ‘disappointed’ after waking up in hospital to find that doctors have been unable to remove his Balls.
Posted: Jul 28th, 2011
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Home furnishing giant Ikea has announced a rise in profits for the last quarter after a recent ad campaign quadrupled sales of its MILIBÅNND range of negotiating tables.
Posted: Jul 13th, 2011
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‘If people had only listened closely they’d have realised that I was actually saying ‘The end of the News of the World is nigh’.’
Posted: Jul 9th, 2011
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