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Jimmy’s Law to safeguard public from ‘known Celebrities’

The Sun Newspaper has started its campaign for ‘Jimmy’s Law’, requiring all Celebrities in your area to register with a police station, paint a target on their roof visible by news helicopters, and stick a sign in the front garden reading ‘I’m a celebrity – you can get me out of here’.

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Posted: Dec 14th, 2012
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Schrödinger’s cat ‘most definitely dead’

The international scientific community has finally reached a consensus as to the quantum state of Schrödinger’s cat, the subject of the famous paradoxical thought experiment postulated by Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger.

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Posted: Jun 18th, 2009
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Test Card Couple in acrimonious split

She never liked him anywayThe couple nearly split in the late eighties when Bubbles fell into heavy drug use which was only stopped by checking himself into rehab and stopping to reassess his life.

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Posted: Feb 27th, 2009
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Successful author quits rural idyll to pursue dream of recruitment consultancy in Croydon

Iain Cullen always had a dream, a dream his friends and family thought would remain out of his grasp forever. But last year whilst sat in his studio, looking out over the fields of Somerset, with his finished manuscript on his desk, he said to himself; ‘I will not do this anymore; I’m going to follow my dream.’

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Posted: Apr 26th, 2008
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Town Planners playing Scrabble using Google Earth

town planners and architects in the Midlands are constructing letter-shaped buildings to spell out words

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Posted: Feb 4th, 2008
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