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Giggs to wear Fergie mask while he manages United

might try superinjunctions to block poor refereeing decisionsHaving been installed as interim manager of Manchester United after the departure of David Moyes, Ryan Giggs is set to allay fears over his lack of managerial experience by wearing a cardboard mask of Sir Alex Ferguson’s face when he arrives to take training.

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Posted: Apr 23rd, 2014
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Roy Hodgson in homophobia row after referring to German midfielders as ‘Benders’

Following on from the recent ‘space monkey’ row, England manager Roy Hodgson has found himself in further controversy after reportedly referring to two German players as ‘Benders’ during Tuesday’s friendly.

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Posted: Nov 21st, 2013
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Wayne Rooney trapped in home for two days by baby stair gate

After the star failed to report for training it emerged that he had been trapped upstairs in his Cheshire home trying to work out how to open a baby stair gate.

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Posted: May 24th, 2013
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Northampton corner shop named as only UK business to pay full corporation tax

When confronted over the findings, Mr Johnson, owner of CJ’s News & Booze, admitted that he was ‘ashamed’ of his actions.

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Posted: May 21st, 2013
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Smokers hoping for ‘X-Men style superpowers’ following genetic mutation TV adverts

faster than a speeding glob ejected from an emphysemic lungThe latest anti-smoking campaign has seen the message that smoking causes genetic mutations being misinterpreted by science fiction fans who have long fantasised about suddenly developing superpowers.

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Posted: Apr 27th, 2013
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