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Hillary Clinton to enter the UK election

Dear Bill...British voters, despairing of the ineptitude of their own politicians, have been buoyed by the news that Hillary Clinton is on the verge of declaring her candidacy for Prime Minister. Up until now many had assumed Mrs Clinton would stick to the Presidential race, but she has been tempted by the rigorous challenge of battling wits with the UK’s best or ‘shooting fish in a barrel’ as it is called.

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Posted: Apr 12th, 2015
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Middle-aged Dungeons & Dragons experts ‘still not getting respect they deserve’

Contributions to society, heavy metal t-shirts and virginity still overlooked

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Posted: Apr 12th, 2015
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Roy Keane’s rage ‘not restricted to roads’

Roy Keane has denied charges of threatening behaviour in areas of tarmac. Trafford Magistrates’ Court has been told that the former Manchester United enforcer is in a perpetual state of hate and has even been known to punch people in his sleep.

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Posted: Apr 11th, 2015
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Osborne offers all pensioners a trip to Vegas

Chancellor George Osborne has agreed to invest the nation’s pension schemes on Nevada’s craps tables. By simply cashing out their savings now, those approaching retirement can boost the economy while experiencing the adrenaline of holding twelve in blackjack.

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Posted: Apr 7th, 2015
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B&Q to close 60 ‘argument zones’

after screaming at each other in the tile section, why not look at the plantsKingfisher, parent company of B&Q and the ironically titled ‘Screwfix’, has announced it plans to phase out some of its least ‘maritally fractious’ stores.

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Posted: Mar 31st, 2015
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