The defence research facility has finally revealed that the sample of nerve agent supplied by Boris Johnson was, in fact, the remains of his tiffin. Disappointingly this will mean the UK having to backtrack on its accusations and that Boris may have eaten the remains of the Novichok. [read...]
Pensions Minister Steve Webb has proposed that all of the UK’s OAPs should be given a stark reality check in terms of life expectancy.
Scientists have been disappointed to discover that the human body’s newly discovered 80th organ can in no way be used to spice up your love life or attract Russell Brand. Sadly the ‘interstitium’ is unlikely to feature in any other than the most niche, [read...]
While conspiracy theories surround the attempted assassination of spy Sergei Skripal, the Russian President was keen to emphasize that he would not be so incompetent to use out-of-date nerve agent, a Salisbury park bench and a Zizzi’s salad. [read...]