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Primary school regrets joining ‘Adopt-a-Whale’ scheme

Well intentioned youngsters found their philanthropic instincts curbed forever yesterday as a fully grown blue whale was delivered to the playground of Sacred Heart Primary School in Duffield, Derbyshire, squashing the empty nursery annexe and frightening youngsters with its struggle to adapt to the confined space of the nature corner.

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Posted: Oct 1st, 2014
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Muppet quits ‘toxic’ show

The Muppet Show was subjected to a scathing attack by one of its own senior stars yesterday. Kermit, the green-skinned froggish MC said he was quitting because he could no longer work with people who took gratuitous pleasure in pushing people around and pulling their strings.

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Posted: Mar 15th, 2012
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Scotland leaves United Kingdom, replaced by Belgium

In a stunning diplomatic coup Prime Minister David Cameron has announced the formal accession of Belgium to the United Kingdom, replacing the tired and grumpy Scottish nation.

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Posted: Feb 16th, 2012
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C-3PO blames ‘car keys’ for three-hour airport security delay

Camp protocol droid C-3PO has blamed his spare set of car keys for his disastrous attempt to get through airport security yesterday.

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Posted: Mar 16th, 2011
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Pressure mounts on Prince Andrew to quit job as scapegoat

Pressure is mounting on Prince Andrew to resign his traditional post of Royal scapegoat amid claims he is having ‘far too much jolly bloody fun’ doing the job.

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Posted: Mar 9th, 2011
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