Teaching of foreign languages to be replaced by ‘talking very slowly’ lessons
Children will be able to take advanced modules in ‘Nodding Condescendingly’ and ‘Swearing in Exasperation’.
Posted: May 12th, 2013
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Middle-aged men finding it difficult to keep up Radiohead enthusiasm
Prospect of listening to a whole album of gurgling noises no longer quite so appealing when Wallander’s on.
Posted: Apr 22nd, 2013
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Inspectors slam first Jedi Faith School
Religious education focused too narrowly around ‘the Force’.
Posted: Nov 18th, 2012
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Muppet quits ‘toxic’ show
The Muppet Show was subjected to a scathing attack by one of its own senior stars yesterday. Kermit, the green-skinned froggish MC said he was quitting because he could no longer work with people who took gratuitous pleasure in pushing people around and pulling their strings.
Posted: Mar 15th, 2012
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Scotland leaves United Kingdom, replaced by Belgium
In a stunning diplomatic coup Prime Minister David Cameron has announced the formal accession of Belgium to the United Kingdom, replacing the tired and grumpy Scottish nation.
Posted: Feb 16th, 2012
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