C-3PO blames ‘car keys’ for three-hour airport security delay
Camp protocol droid C-3PO has blamed his spare set of car keys for his disastrous attempt to get through airport security yesterday.
Posted: Mar 16th, 2011
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Pressure mounts on Prince Andrew to quit job as scapegoat
Pressure is mounting on Prince Andrew to resign his traditional post of Royal scapegoat amid claims he is having ‘far too much jolly bloody fun’ doing the job.
Posted: Mar 9th, 2011
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Scottish Widows investigation launched
Lothian and Borders Police have launched an investigation into a secretive society known only as ‘Scottish Widows’.
Posted: Mar 4th, 2011
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Man sends himself spam
On reading one entitled “Are You Letting Her Down?”, John felt he had to confront some of his basic fears; namely that he is letting his wife/girlfriend down. He could put a smile on her face if he was “larrrger”.
Posted: Feb 28th, 2011
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Financial reporting hyperbole at an all-time high
Figures released today by the Monetary Policy Committee of the Bank of England show that financial hyperbole is now at a record high, and could continue to climb until your children have left home.
Posted: Feb 16th, 2011
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