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Theresa May threatens nation with detention after online crime map is nicked

The Home Office today confirmed that their latest technological marvel in the fight against crime and illegal activity – an online map of crime hotspots – has been stolen.

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Posted: Feb 2nd, 2011
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Pro-Wrestling welcomes psychometric testing for new wrestlers

England is to become the only country in the world where all smackdown hopefuls will face psychometric tests designed to reveal whether they have the right personality for a career in the ring.

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Posted: Jan 13th, 2011
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Jedi-Sith coalition ‘working very well’

Top Jedi Mace Windu has defended the record of the Sith-Jedi coalition Empire since it came to power last May.

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Posted: Jan 10th, 2011
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Corby Trouser Press added to Appellation D’Origine list

The Corby Trouser Press, a hotel-based item mainly used by travelling sales reps with a preference for a crease down the front of their trousers has been awarded AoC status to protect it from cheap imitations.

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Posted: Nov 25th, 2010
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Jesus retracts ‘bigger than the Beatles’ comment

Jesus H Christ, spiritual guru and star of church services and warm toast, has been forced to back down after comments that he is more popular than the Beatles right now.

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Posted: Oct 23rd, 2010
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