Jesus H Christ, spiritual guru and star of church services and warm toast, has been forced to back down after comments that he is more popular than the Beatles right now.
Posted: Oct 23rd, 2010
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Sauron, the Dark Lord of Mordor and Nameless Enemy has announced his plans to become the new figurehead of the US Tea Party movement, ousting Sarah Palin from her unofficial role.
Posted: Oct 14th, 2010
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‘If properly harnessed, we believe Alex Ferguson’s jaws could solve many of the world’s energy problems.’
Posted: Sep 21st, 2010
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John Wenders, a senior editor at the News of The World has been found guilty of hacking into his own voicemails.
Posted: Sep 13th, 2010
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Popular classical music station Classic Fm today issued a statement confirming that it had in fact ‘run out of music’ for its Hall of Fame Top 300, and had been forced to broadcast several pieces of music over and over again.
The Hall of Fame, which is based on a scientific poll of ‘the nation’s favourite music’ was found to consist of only four pieces of music, namely ‘the Brief Encounter music’, ‘the Hovis ad’, ‘that nice one by Mozart’, and ‘Tee-tum-tee-tiddly-pom, oh I can’t remember what it’s called. It might be Elgar.’
Posted: Sep 7th, 2010
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