Revellers camped outside Parliament expressed dismay today after MPs debated proposals for their removal. The Europe-themed Mardis Gras on College Green became a fixture in 2018, attracting party-goers from across the political spectrum in a celebration of flag-waving, [read...]
Passengers from the Diamond Princess cruise ship are facing further misery as crew continue to lay on entertainment across the ship’s lounges and bars for the 5th week running. While some passengers have been evacuated to their home countries, [read...]
A woman in Westminster has been confirmed as the latest victim of the Boris Virus, a condition which leaves female victims with a swollen abdomen and nausea for a period of approximately 9 months. Its chief carrier is known to be largely dormant outside of election periods though the public are warned that exposure can… [read...]
As voting begins for a new leader, the Childcatcher Party’s official report tasked with determining the reasons for its worst electoral defeat for 80 years has fixed blame on the ambition of its manifesto, while entirely exonerating it’s titular leader, [read...]
The Internet has announced that it is to cease publication of its daily print editions this week, while winding down its weekly editions with a view to becoming online-only by the end of the month. [read...]
