Jewish sin annuller and son of the head of the Roman Catholic Church, Jesus, has offered to launch two new pancake days as a gesture of goodwill to supporters. The tradition developed from a Christian feast day enjoyed before the Lent fasting period, [read...]
Nonagenarian confectionary fan and grandfather of the more famous Charlie, ‘Grandpa’ Joe Bucket has had his Incapacity Benefit stripped after claims about his fitness for work have come under scrutiny.
The self-declared invalid, [read...]
So-called Islamic State has upped the ante in its propaganda war by claiming responsibility for the classic album Pet Sounds and releasing a track listing, which runs:
Wouldn’t Jihad be Nice
You Still Believe in Muhammad [read...]