Art terrorist Banksy has been praised by the residents of a neglected seaside town after a crudely scribbled drawing of male genitalia, which was signed by the artist, was discovered on the wall of their local church. [read...]
The country’s media outlets have welcomed the end of lockdown restrictions and declared ‘Free News Story Day’ – a day in which journalists of all descriptions can generate unlimited news stories entirely from vox pops of the general public. [read...]
Politicians expressing disappointment at the discrepancy between what voters told them ‘on the doorstep’ and how they voted at the polls have been proposing ways to fix the problem, including introducing voting on doorsteps. Physicists have called this phenomena Shrodinger’s Doorstep – [read...]
British shepherds have come out in protest over their French counterparts, who they accuse of ‘stealing British sheep’ in the sunlit uplands. The alleged raids have been occurring after recent EU negotiations have failed to establish territories and both British and French fields have been declared ‘international pastures’. [read...]
BBC debating show Question Time is to bring back celebrities, comedians and other chancers to the show towards the end of the year as lockdown conditions ease and life returns to normal. [read...]
