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Articles by Adrian Bamforth
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Jesus to be dropped from Christmas day schedules
In a break from a 2000-year-long run, son of God, Jesus, will for the first time not feature in this year’s festivities and TV listings. Speculation was high among followers that this Yuletide the carpentry wizard would transfigure into the so-called ‘War Messiah’ [read...]
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Guy Fawkes effigy industry collapses
Just days away from what was traditionally its busiest day of the year, the Guy Fawkes effigy industry has finally collapsed after years of steady decline. All remaining effigy production stations on street corners have closed with immediate effect, [read...]
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Crisis deepens as Trump tests positive for karma
Doctors have stated that the Apprentice star is likely to experience breathing difficulties as a result of a lifetime of ‘breathtaking arrogance’. [read...]
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JK Rowling accused of being ‘mudblood-phobic’ in ‘wizard’ Tweet
Harry Potter author JK Rowling has received criticism online after referring to those with magical abilities as ‘wizards’. [read...]