The Government has announced its lockdown-easing programme for the next few months, which will involve a gradual return of normal services and businesses, with the majority of roles fulfilled by The One Show’s Alex Jones. [read...]
The BBC has stated that the crisis caused by the coronavirus outbreak will not cause a reduction in Mrs Brown’s Boys repeats currently scheduled for the rest of the summer. Programming will feature either repeats of the unfunny sitcom, [read...]
Revellers camped outside Parliament expressed dismay today after MPs debated proposals for their removal. The Europe-themed Mardis Gras on College Green became a fixture in 2018, attracting party-goers from across the political spectrum in a celebration of flag-waving, [read...]
Passengers from the Diamond Princess cruise ship are facing further misery as crew continue to lay on entertainment across the ship’s lounges and bars for the 5th week running. While some passengers have been evacuated to their home countries, [read...]
A woman in Westminster has been confirmed as the latest victim of the Boris Virus, a condition which leaves female victims with a swollen abdomen and nausea for a period of approximately 9 months. Its chief carrier is known to be largely dormant outside of election periods though the public are warned that exposure can… [read...]
