Conservative leader candidates, Boris Johnson and Jeremy Hunt, have taken to the hustings to fight it out over their plans to leave the virtual reality realm of Tron. Pro and anti ‘no deal’ activist drones were in evidence as the two entered the arena and made their arguments from the debating pods, [read...]
‘I’d like to call Time Out on claims that we are unrepentant on this issue, and Breakaway from my earlier comments so as not to have so many Fingers pointing at me. It is true that we used forced labour in our Biscuit factories in the 1940’s, [read...]
Cinema-goers across the world have expressed joy and delight in the latest climactic installment of the Marvel Avengers saga, in which tumultuous events from the previous episode are resolved by going back in time and changing things. [read...]
Islamists across the globe have expressed joy at the long-awaited return of the ISIS saga as the terror group broadcast its latest episode on their slay-per-view streaming service, with many viewers describing it as ‘inspired’. [read...]
Revellers camped outside Parliament expressed dismay today after MPs debated proposals for their removal. The Europe-themed Mardis Gras on College Green became a fixture in 2018, attracting party-goers from across the political spectrum in a celebration of flag-waving, [read...]
