Hailed as ‘an area where both Jews and Arabs can equally apply for membership’, the plans, scribbled by the President on the back of a folder, detail the course’s layout, with the bombed-out remains of Gaza repurposed as a ‘hazard’, [read...]
Yellow sprite Pacman has died while mourning his creator, Masaya Nakamur, his widow has revealed. Pacman at first enjoyed a lavish and hedonistic lifestyle, partying with the Space Invaders, but he soon complained about not being cast in other games, [read...]
‘We have all been deeply soddened by the news of Gorden Kaye’s pissing.
‘After many years of tridding the bards in local rep, TV soon came culling, and he was kissed in the role of René Artois, [read...]