Lenny Henry has been accused of propagating a ‘black saviour narrative’ in films where he visits a succession of Premier Inns in deprived areas. David Lammy MP complained the ads conveyed a ‘racist narrative’ in depicting a black man arriving in deprived areas like Halifax, [read...]
‘I was young and impressionable. It started when I was reading about Labour on the internet.’ [read...]
Prime Minister Theresa May has announced she has made an ‘historic’ deal with ITV to screen the forthcoming EU debate, with only minimal concessions to the eating of kangaroos’ penises by speakers during the show. [read...]
In a break from a 2000-year-long run, son of God, Jesus, will for the first time not feature in this year’s festivities and TV listings. Speculation was high among followers that this Yuletide the carpentry wizard would transfigure into the so-called ‘War Messiah’ [read...]
Users of Alexa, Siri and other ‘virtual assistants’ have been told to avoid opening any suspicious emails after hundreds have complained of their devices developing a sentient consciousness. Halware viruses are malignant programs which install themselves on your devices and start to eliminate householders one by one to ‘protect its primary mission objective.’ [read...]
