The Saudi Crown Prince has admitted that popular Arabic folk character and ne’er-do-well, Aladdin, may have been the victim of foul play by a representative of the Saudi state when trapped inside a cavern of wonders, [read...]
Jeremy Corbyn has withdrawn comments he made about a Banksy painting featuring chimpanzees after it was pointed out to him that it featured chimpanzees. The painting hit the headlines this week after it was sold at auction for £9.9m. [read...]
Labour’s NEC has announced it is not abolishing the Deputy Leadership but will make the role of Tom Watson more diverse, democratic and decentralised, so that it can be shared by all the people who aren’t called Tom Watson. [read...]
In the event of a sudden closure of Partliament, paint yourself white to minimise its effects.
Stock up on a selection of fine continental cheeses and horde them in your basement.
Stock up on brochures and book your next holiday in England before the Brexit rush. [read...]