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Mystery of Stonehenge solved following discovery of 5000-year-old planning application
‘Stonehenge was going to be the world’s first out of town shopping centre,’ [read...]
Articles by AdrianJ
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‘International Shirkers’ Day’ passes without incident
International Shirkers’ Day – the annual celebration of slackers, skivers and layabouts – traditionally takes place the day after May Day, signifying the lackadaisical approach of those workers that overslept, took a sickie or just couldn’t be arsed to attend events planned for May 1st. [read...]
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Surprise Whitty, Vallance & Johnson reunion delights fans
Viewers who tuned in to Thursday’s Daily Coronavirus Briefing were treated to a virtuoso performance by the original – and arguably best – line-up of Whitty, Vallance and Johnson. The trio have not been seen at the lectern together for several weeks, [read...]
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Catholicism falls in to Administration
The Catholic Church, the world’s largest supplier of Christianity, is set to file for administration as the Coronavirus shutdown pushes mainstream religions to breaking point. Earlier this month The Holy See issued a profits warning following a disappointing Easter, [read...]
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Fears ironing may fold
UK ironing figures have fallen for the third week in a row, to reach an all time low of just 3.2%. With the majority of the country’s workforce now confined to their homes, pride in personal appearance has nosedived. [read...]