The Met Office has been strongly criticised for its scheduling of the glorious spring weather that the country has been experiencing of late. After months of atrocious conditions – including several consecutive storms that led to weeks of severe flooding – [read...]
The government has moved to scotch rumours that, to allay Covid-19 related fears and anxieties, they have secretly been introducing sedatives in to the country’s water supply. ‘There’s absolutely no truth in the claims that we have laced the British public’s drinking water with a hurriedly concocted cocktale of Diazepam Lysergic Acid Diethylamide,’ [read...]
Other fashionable destinations are the garage (22%), the spare bedroom (16%) and the attic (12%). [read...]
“Unfortunately we don’t have the luxury of being able to follow the Government’s advice ourselves. We trialled working from home, but nicking your own stuff is just not financially viable in the long-term.” [read...]
The Highways Agency has condemned pranksters who last night reconfigured the M25 in to a giant figure-of-eight, and branded their actions as ‘short-sighted, potentially dangerous and extremely silly’. [read...]
