A man who holds himself out as a ‘Consultant’ and unable to pinpoint what duties he performs, is 110% certain that he performs actual work, it has emerged. So-called ‘consultant, Alan Small said, ‘What’s my job? [read...]
The ban on social gatherings of more than six people in England from Monday is leading to a tense stand-off for seven mum friends who had planned to get squiffy on cava in the park, [read...]
Former minister and human discount voucher, Chris Grayling, who is expected to be appointed as chair of the Intelligence and Security Committee next week, has expressed his delight at the prospect and in particular the exciting opportunity of sending 007 to rub out some dodgy foreign terrorists, [read...]
Steve Marshall from Swindon, 48, has just completed a deeply spiritual journey on Facebook by recalling his 10 most meaningful dumps over a consecutive 10-day period. No excuses, no explanation, just photographs of his excrement. [read...]
As Education Secretary and all arsehole head boys rolled into one, Gareth Williamson indicated that a possible staged reopening of schools, it has confirmed that proper measures will be deployed so that bullies will be fully equipped with PPE to safely continue executing wedgies and other evil deeds. [read...]
