Former minister and human discount voucher, Chris Grayling, who is expected to be appointed as chair of the Intelligence and Security Committee next week, has expressed his delight at the prospect and in particular the exciting opportunity of sending 007 to rub out some dodgy foreign terrorists, [read...]
Steve Marshall from Swindon, 48, has just completed a deeply spiritual journey on Facebook by recalling his 10 most meaningful dumps over a consecutive 10-day period. No excuses, no explanation, just photographs of his excrement. [read...]
As Education Secretary and all arsehole head boys rolled into one, Gareth Williamson indicated that a possible staged reopening of schools, it has confirmed that proper measures will be deployed so that bullies will be fully equipped with PPE to safely continue executing wedgies and other evil deeds. [read...]
After the government suggested some furloughed workers should consider work as fruit and vegetable pickers to help farmers fill a labour shortage, one such worker and Brexit cheerleader has said bollocks to that, let’s ship in some foreigners instead, [read...]
Dave Willis, 45, is on the verge of venturing on a bike ride after discovering a bike in his shed – with wheels and everything! ‘I was on my daily visit to the shed for no reason when I happened on a bike that I even think belongs to me, [read...]
