A man is applying the same level of care and attention to his chin rug that one would normally attribute to a new foal attempting to walk, even though his general hygiene level has reached a level at which ‘Stig of the Dump’ [read...]
Training for a marathon heightens a novice runner’s unwavering belief in their own brilliance, eventually eradicating any sense of self-awareness, a study suggests. Researchers from the Institute of People tested novice runners attempting the London Marathon and noticed an immediate change in their proportionality, [read...]
We’re putting that down to her recent private viewing of ‘Joker’ that she requested for the ninth time. [read...]
A man who holds himself out as a ‘Consultant’ and unable to pinpoint what duties he performs, is 110% certain that he performs actual work, it has emerged. So-called ‘Consultant, Alan Small said, ‘What’s my job? [read...]
A man is reeling at the revelation that his best friend since childhood is a professional violin player and not a government assassin with a regular kill list. [read...]
