Dave Jenkins from Redditch watched all of Dominic Cummings’s evidence to MPs yesterday and has been left with one nagging question, namely what other films Jeff Goldblum has been in other than Independence Day, it has emerged. [read...]
The Landlord of the ‘Dog and Parrot’ near Luton airport, has found the perfect solution to the seemingly intractable issues surrounding the Fury-Joshua bout. Landlord, Dave Archer said, “I read that these two lads are struggling to arrange a fight. [read...]
Reports have emerged that Keir Starmer, who was Leader of Opposition at the time of writing, is constantly punching himself in the face. Starmer’s neighbour, Jane Marshall said, “I was watering my geraniums when I saw Keir through his kitchen window. [read...]
The British public has sent a clear message that it will not tolerate any more of the allegations of Tory sleaze and insulting comments emanating from the unkept posh windbag in Number 10, according to the latest polls. [read...]
After the government suggested some furloughed workers should consider work as fruit and vegetable pickers to help farmers fill a labour shortage, one such worker and Brexit cheerleader has said bollocks to that, let’s ship in some foreigners instead, [read...]
