A woman is thinking of pulling the plug on her two-week family holiday in Tenerife after receiving piss-poor Facebook comments on her holiday posts. ‘It took me four hours while my kids moaned on about spending quality time together or some shite – [read...]
A Man on a first date asked for the wine list from the waiter for some reason beyond any human comprehension.
26-year-old Geoff Robinson said, “the restaurant had tablecloths and I’d borrowed my dad’s sailing club blazer, [read...]
79-year-old Reginald Pike, a well-liked old man who sits on the same park bench every day and carries a bag of bread for the ducks, is actually an MI6 agent with eighty-four confirmed kills. [read...]
A shell of a man with serious beer-grot and an ever-growing sense of dread fears he might not make it out of the Ikea store in Gateshead. [read...]
A Man who is pretty much always kitted-out in some form of running gear, revels in the opportunity to take out fellow ‘runners’ at his local Parkrun. 37-year-old Darryl Archer said: ‘just running 5k is pointless, [read...]
