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‘Not now Joe,’ pleads weary nation

Joe Wicks has been told by a nation on the edge that now is not the time for his made for slow-mo flowing locks and abs that won’t quit, it has emerged. The initial nostalgic familiarity associated with Wicks’s announcement to resume his daily PE lessons-slash-soft porn videos next week was swiftly replaced by the… [read...]

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‘We thought people might have forgotten we’re twats,’ say backpackers

The backpackers – obviously mostly British – who flouted Australian COVID-19 rules by partying at a Sydney beach on Christmas Day, only did it to remind us they are twats, it has emerged. The plan clearly worked as footage of the young revellers in Santa hats and boarders that were shared on social media immediately screamed ‘twats’ within a few seconds of viewing. [read...]

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