Judges at a competition to find the best singer aged 11-14 at a mid-budget holiday camp in Torquay recently were relieved to announce that the final decision had been ‘very easy’ to reach. The winner, Minnie Henderson, was ‘the only halfway competent kid’ in a bad field of seven ‘dismal’ performers.
Posted: Jan 8th, 2012
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A group of Christian research scientists in Massachusetts announced this week that they had managed for the first time to split God into his component parts. God is believed to have existed in the conditions immediately prior to the Big Bang.
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Gordon Brown agreed emergency measures to save Britain’s snowmen who are facing complete meltdown in the current climate.
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Posted: Nov 11th, 2008
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