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Talent competition ‘very easy to judge’

Judges at a competition to find the best singer aged 11-14 at a mid-budget holiday camp in Torquay recently were relieved to announce that the final decision had been ‘very easy’ to reach. The winner, Minnie Henderson, was ‘the only halfway competent kid’ in a bad field of seven ‘dismal’ performers.

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Posted: Jan 8th, 2012
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Christian Scientists split god

A group of Christian research scientists in Massachusetts announced this week that they had managed for the first time to split God into his component parts. God is believed to have existed in the conditions immediately prior to the Big Bang.

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Posted: Apr 18th, 2009
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Government agrees rescue package for snowmen

Gordon Brown agreed emergency measures to save Britain’s snowmen who are facing complete meltdown in the current climate.

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Posted: Feb 4th, 2009
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Book of phone numbers ‘left on doorstep’

‘How could they know my number, my address, my postcode and everything? It’s frightening.’

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Posted: Nov 11th, 2008
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Halloween update; local youths ‘less frightening than usual’

‘I can cope with skeleton masks, devil outfits and ghost costumes. It’s the rest of the year when they lurk around with their hoods up that terrifies me.’

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Posted: Nov 1st, 2008
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