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Hadron Collider faces closure after child traps Higgs Boson in jam jar

Henry Brown, a six year old primary school pupil from Devon is the toast of his school after trapping an elusive Higgs Boson particle in a jam jar during morning playtime today, earning him the Nobel prize for physics in the process.

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Posted: Mar 10th, 2010
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Tramp’s drinks review published in Decanter magazine

Norman Archer, better known as ‘Nobby’ a 46 year-old tramp from Birmingham is said to be ‘Delighted and stunned’ after his review of a selection of popular drinks was published in the wine coinnoseur’s magazine, Decanter.

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Posted: Feb 19th, 2010
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Man has ‘No regrets’ over creating Wikipedia self-entry

anyone could've done itJason Collins, a 32 year old car salesman from Solihul, has confirmed that creating his own Wikipedia entry to impresss his friends was an inspired move that is sure bring him fame and fortune. Collins said his initial entry ‘Summarised my life quite nicely. It said when and where I was born, talked about my parents and described himself as being ‘Recognised as an ambitious but grounded individual, certain to achieve much in life.’

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Posted: Feb 11th, 2010
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BBC launch ‘Boring railway journeys of the UK’

With Spring fast approaching, the BBC has announced a new series intended to capture the imagination of middle aged men. The new series ‘Boring railway journeys of the UK’ features John Craven as he undertakes some of the dullest journeys ever filmed.’

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Posted: Feb 10th, 2010
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Waitrose expands Essentials range for hard-up bankers

Supermarket Waitrose has extended its range of ‘Essentials’ food, to include several expensive products, such as foie gras, bluefin tuna, kobe beef, fugi and lobster, which had previously been beyond the means of bonus-less hedge fund managers and venture capitalists.

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Posted: Jan 28th, 2010
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