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Ethical global weapons manufacturers add Aloe Vera to rocket propelled grenades

The world’s leading weapons manufacturers have signed a historic agreement to help victims of rocket propelled grenade attacks to recover faster from their injuries and enjoy the other therapeutic benefits of Aloe Vera.

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Posted: Jan 12th, 2012
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Team GB hopeful for 2012 Paralytic Games

UK spirit producers have welcomed the announcement of the 2012 Paralytic Games squad in advance of the gigantic drinking contest which will take place in London.

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Posted: Dec 31st, 2011
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MBA marketing student ‘unwittingly acted a bit C2’

First-year MBA marketing student Denise Turner has admitted that instead of acting like a regular ABC1 citizen, she may have unwittingly displayed behaviour which could categorise her as a C2, or even a D.

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Posted: Oct 15th, 2011
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Man has bargain £90 rowing machine sent straight to council recycling facility

‘It got me thinking’ said Richards ‘Why should I go to the trouble of assembling the bloody machine, leaving it unused for five years before having to dismantle it and take it to the tip?’

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Posted: Sep 19th, 2011
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Tampax marketing advisor recommends ‘back to basics’ name change to ‘Jam Rags’

Martin Sorrell, chief executive of an International advertising company has recommended that tampon manufacturer Tampax changes its branding from ‘Feminine hygiene accessory’ to ‘Jam rags’ as part of the need to re-align consumers to the true purpose of the product with straightforward language. Sorrell commented ‘What we now need is a more honest and direct advertising campaign that cuts-out the bullshit and tells the public about the product in a simple and unambiguous fashion. It worked in the 1970s and is still relevant today.’

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Posted: Aug 13th, 2011
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