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Gok Wan slams London rioters’ for their dress sense

Fashion guru Gok Wan was particularly critical of the poor adherence to 70’s chic, ‘Being on the world’s TV screens is a great opportunity for British fashion, so I’m particularly disappointed that people have failed to make an effort. We were expecting flowing denims, long hair and bohemian looks; resorting to a 1973-style Provo IRA balaclava really doesn’t cut it.’

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Posted: Aug 9th, 2011
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Murdoch custard pie stunt causes children’s entertainers to breakup

The children’s entertainment world was in shock today following the announcement that Mike Lamb and Brent Logan are to end their partnership. The ‘comedic differences’ appear to relate to the recent incident in which aspiring comedian Jonnie Marbles threw a custard pie at Rupert Murdoch.

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Posted: Aug 8th, 2011
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Euromillions winner revealed as ‘Visiting Australian Pensioner’

An 80 year-old Australian pensioner who was on an impromptu visit to the UK has been revealed as the winner of the £166m Euromillions jackpot.

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Posted: Jul 15th, 2011
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Slackers launch ‘Sickie’, the new charity for sufferers of minor and fictitious ailments

The new charitable foundation supports the millions of Britons whose work ethic is undermined each week by debilitating complaints such as chapped lips, pins and needles and dandruff.

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Posted: Jul 3rd, 2011
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‘Greek mythology made-up when we were pissed’ admits Oxford professor

Ronald Vickers, a Professor of Classics at Oxford University, has admitted that the entire subject of Greek Mythology was invented by a group of drunken lecturers in the 1820s.

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Posted: May 25th, 2011
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