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‘Our floppy disk is almost full’, admits Isle of Wight Security Agency

The Isle of Wight’s Head of Digital Strategy, Alfred Cooper, has admitted today that the Island’s homeland security may be compromised if, as looks possible, the disk on which top secret security information is stored reaches its 1.4Mb limit.

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Posted: Jan 21st, 2014
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Global celebration as man announces safe pizza delivery arrival on Twitter

tweet went on to mention that historic pizza was even cheesier than usualBrian Atkins, a 45 year-old telecommunications enginner from Watford, today shocked the internet community by announcing that his ham and pineapple pizza with a garlic bread accompanyment had been delivered to him successfully by Luigi’s Pizza and Kebabs, also from Watford.

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Posted: Jan 10th, 2014
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Children ‘getting over-excited’ about going to church on Christmas morning

‘It’s the highlight of my year’ said seven year-old Tom

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Posted: Dec 24th, 2013
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Demise of village store ‘a tragedy’, says man who shops at Tesco

‘I drove past it every couple of days on my way to Tesco. It always looked so attractive with its rustic window display and traditional outside stall – I’ll really miss it.’

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Posted: Jul 30th, 2013
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Daily Mail admits secretly fracking for vitriol after reserves run dry

balanced by other search for world's most adorable kitten, in a bikiniDespite raising fears about the impact of fracking, the Daily Mail has conceded that it embarked on its own secret fracking campaign after its reserves of vitriol began to run low.

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Posted: Jun 22nd, 2013
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