The National Cat Association (NCA) has admitted that there is still no consensus about whether they want the free-market roaming that the garden represents or the warm monetary union offered by the airing cupboard. A spokes-cat said: ‘We didn’t expect a swift decision; to be honest, it could be years. What we will say is that shouting at us will not make it any quicker’.
Those in favour of staying indoors have said the deal has been sweetened by their German owner, offering additional squatting rights with any cardboard box, computer keyboard or lap of their choice.
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Posted: Nov 22nd, 2015
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