The Prime-minister has been instructed to self-isolate after an unfortunate contact with reality. A spokesman explained; “The usual procedure with Mr Johnson is to enclose him in a replica of an Eton tuckshop with portraits of saucy ladies in provocative poses on the walls. [read...]
A White House doctor has stated that President Trump is no longer a transmission risk for Covid.
Speaking whilst holding a smoking gun, a set of throwing knives with several missing, a misshapen pillow, [read...]
“Finding out that Jeff Bezos is 40% richer has really cheered me up.” [read...]
A mood of sympathy for Donald Trump has swept the world. After The New York Times detonated the fiscal bombshell that the hardworking president only had enough money to pay $750 in tax, the shocked global community went into empathy overdrive. [read...]