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Discovery of weather balloon dismissed as ‘part that fell off flying saucer’

Enthusiastic weather balloon collectors have been disappointed to learn that the balloon they collected was simply an unidentified component of an alien spaceship.

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Posted: Aug 5th, 2013
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Schools to introduce extra lessons for kids to turn off porn filters for parents

‘Once the new porn filters take effect, parents’ first port of call will be to ask their children to sort out the problem.’

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Posted: Jul 31st, 2013
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NHS 111 service to be restricted to well people

‘Ill people have the unfortunate effect of clogging up the health system, and they can really bring down the people in the call centre with their constant winging,’ said a Government spokesman.

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Posted: Jul 30th, 2013
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G4S to escort G4S to court

The government has confirmed that following investigations into fraud at G4S, and with charges pending, G4S has been hired to escort G4S to court.

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Posted: Jul 15th, 2013
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New donor scheme backfires as people start building their own Welshmen

‘This is ridiculous, the whole purpose is to save lives, not to satisfy a peculiar desire to own a personal Welshman.’

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Posted: Jul 4th, 2013
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