Foreign Secretary, Dominic Raab, has told members of the Nigerian Royal Family to “get their act together” with regards to promised monies. “Frankly, the government needs the money now to pay for one or two slightly rash purchases. [read...]
The Prime-minister has been instructed to self-isolate after an unfortunate contact with reality. A spokesman explained; “The usual procedure with Mr Johnson is to enclose him in a replica of an Eton tuckshop with portraits of saucy ladies in provocative poses on the walls. [read...]
A White House doctor has stated that President Trump is no longer a transmission risk for Covid.
Speaking whilst holding a smoking gun, a set of throwing knives with several missing, a misshapen pillow, [read...]
“Finding out that Jeff Bezos is 40% richer has really cheered me up.” [read...]