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Anthropologists admit they still snigger when studying homo erectus
At a conference on the evolution of early humans, it has been announced that everyone still sniggers, many audibly, when they see “Homo Erectus” in books. [read...]
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Man delighted to use knowledge of ox-bow lakes
‘It was 30 years ago that I was taught about this in GCSE geography. Who’d have thought that I’d have to wait so long before I found a use for this information.’ [read...]
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Government working on a way for world’s richest woman to get yacht
‘The big puzzle is how on earth we can pay for it? How on Earth can a hugely wealthy woman obtain a yacht? If only we knew of a really wealthy family that could stump up the money for a royal yacht, [read...]
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UK to be self-sufficient in doctors’ receptionists by 2025
Jeremy Hunt has announced 1500 new places for grumpy, obstructive middle-aged women to be trained as doctors’ receptionists. Hunt continued: ‘It’s key to our strategy of making everything worse that we make visiting the doctor as difficult and inconvenient as possible’. [read...]
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UK threatens to stay in EU if they don’t get a deal
British negotiators have pulled a trump card from the pack during negotiations for a new trade deal with the EU by threatening to stay a member. ‘It’s really rocked them back,’ claimed a triumphant Boris Johnson. [read...]