The Royal Society Of Low Emission Street damage (RSOLES) has announced plans to end the use of petrol bombs in the next 23 years. Barry Neanderthal of Bermondsey explained. ‘We encourage all responsible rioters to consider their carbon footprints, [read...]
Brexit negotiations have stalled after an EU demand for reciprocal arrangements for residency rights. Foreign secretary, Boris Johnson, explained the issue. ‘Unquestionably, 350 million EU residents would move to the UK given the chance, so we must resist this demand. [read...]
Evidence of “voter fatigue” has been shown by a survey where a cross section of people were asked if they would like to punch the next person who asked a survey question. Speaking from a hospital trolley in Charing Cross Hospital, [read...]
Apple have announced a ‘revolutionary’ virtual virtual reality system that provides the experience of using a virtual reality headset without the inconvenience of an actual virtual reality system. Critics have claimed that virtual virtual reality is, [read...]
90 year old James ‘Nipper’ Jenkins is an early contender for this year’s Nobel Literature prize. Jenkins is recognised as one of the leading poets of the 20th century with his seminal work being: [read...]
