There are strong rumours that Apple is planning to remove the headphone socket, power socket, screen, battery, processor and case from the iPhone 7 meaning that it will only exist in spiritual form. [read...]
Electronics giant Samsung has sought to get ahead in a crowded high-end technology market by unveiling its new creation, the first in a new generation of ‘smartarse TVs’. The new device has 4096GB of memory, [read...]
Many households without spiritual energy for over a week [read...]
President Obama confided to our reporter; ‘To be honest, we didn’t realise it would kick in so quickly. I’ve been offered a two up on a bike to the airport, but I don’t know what happens then. [read...]
Scientists at Massachusetts Institute of Technology are confident that the ILUVUGYZ 2000 robot could replace drunks within three years. [read...]
