‘Ill people have the unfortunate effect of clogging up the health system, and they can really bring down the people in the call centre with their constant winging,’ said a Government spokesman.
Posted: Jul 30th, 2013
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The government has confirmed that following investigations into fraud at G4S, and with charges pending, G4S has been hired to escort G4S to court.
Posted: Jul 15th, 2013
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‘This is ridiculous, the whole purpose is to save lives, not to satisfy a peculiar desire to own a personal Welshman.’
Posted: Jul 4th, 2013
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‘We’ve always wondered what cats get up to during the day,’ said Professor Kirkwood. ‘It turns out they’re on the internet watching footage of humans falling over in the shower and walking into lampposts.’
Posted: Jun 24th, 2013
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It’s been revealed that David Cameron sold off the British summer 2 years ago to try and pay off some of the national debt. Meteorologists said that explains why we’ve been going straight from a wet spring to autumn for the past 3 years.
Posted: Jun 13th, 2013
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