New donor scheme backfires as people start building their own Welshmen
‘This is ridiculous, the whole purpose is to save lives, not to satisfy a peculiar desire to own a personal Welshman.’
Posted: Jul 4th, 2013
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Scientists discover cats have their own internet with humans doing funny things
‘We’ve always wondered what cats get up to during the day,’ said Professor Kirkwood. ‘It turns out they’re on the internet watching footage of humans falling over in the shower and walking into lampposts.’
Posted: Jun 24th, 2013
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Cameron ‘Sold off UK summer in 2011′
It’s been revealed that David Cameron sold off the British summer 2 years ago to try and pay off some of the national debt. Meteorologists said that explains why we’ve been going straight from a wet spring to autumn for the past 3 years.
Posted: Jun 13th, 2013
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Cabinet members ‘too nervous’ to tell Thatcher she’s dead
‘I don’t think she’ll take it very well. I met her a couple of years ago and asked if she missed being prime minister and I experienced 10 minutes of ranting followed by a shout of ‘release the flying monkeys’.
Posted: Apr 9th, 2013
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Doctors confirm it takes 6 months to recover from clock changes
Researchers into the effect of the changing of the clock for British summertime have discovered that it takes the typical person 6 months to adjust to the change in the clocks.
Posted: Apr 2nd, 2013
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