NewsBiscuit

The news written by you…

Other stories by apepper

Doctors confirm it takes 6 months to recover from clock changes

Researchers into the effect of the changing of the clock for British summertime have discovered that it takes the typical person 6 months to adjust to the change in the clocks.

Read more >

Posted: Apr 2nd, 2013
More from News In Brief



apepper

Pope resigned due to ‘disturbance in force’

A statement issued by the Vatican has provided more details about the Pope’s surprise resignation. The Pontiff, it says, was training a young padawan Pope in the garden behind St Peter’s when he sensed a huge disturbance in the force. He knew instantly, the statement said, the time had come to step aside.

Read more >

Posted: Feb 16th, 2013
More from News In Brief



apepper

Horse meat latest: vegetarians’ smugness at 98%

Routine testing of Britain’s vegetarians has revealed levels of smugness of up to 98% it has been revealed. Traces of self-satisfaction and moral superiority were also detected. ‘I’m routinely pleased with myself”, said one veggie, ‘But now I’m absolutely delighted.’

Read more >

Posted: Feb 11th, 2013
More from News In Brief



apepper

Post-snow horror worsens as greengrocer accused of selling snowman body parts

Lancashire police have launched a murder investigation after the gruesome discovery of a sackful of amputated snowmen’s noses in the stock room of a Skelmersdale greengrocer.

Read more >

Posted: Jan 28th, 2013
More from News In Brief



apepper

Non-celebrity chef discovered in Aberdeen

Scientists are hailing the discovery of Albert Troatlick, a chef at a Scottish themed restaurant in Aberdeen who is believed to be the last remaining unknown culinary expert anywhere in the United Kingdom.

Read more >

Posted: Jan 23rd, 2013
More from News In Brief